I am college student who lives alone in a dorm and gotted Nostalgia for the good old days.
I saw there sale was pokemon emerad on etsy (hipster ebay)
so i buy.
when i get catridge it was emerald only BLACK with skurleton on the front instead of Rayquaza but with blood-eyes.
on the file, I am in Elite four vs. Lance and only have 6 pokemon in my party.
they all unknown and they spel "YOUR DEAD"
Pretty suspicion," I think but probably just something in my eye???
The music is lavender town but backways
and when I go fight He he has 666 pokemon too!
hE sends one out and I HEAR ITS CRY.
it turns out hte pokemon they are ALL MY DEAD GIRLFRIEND, but HYPER REALISTIC AND BLOODEYE.
IT'S SO SCARY YOU GUYS that I throw the playstation across the room broke the game in half.
Next day I get to roommate to play. He's like "Ehehehehe probably IS not that scary,"
but she turned on the game and the screen was a picture of US,
and but we were DEAD,
and the scariest part of this story is that WE was YOU
and YOU BECAME SKELETON
and WROTE this...
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